January 2008
24 posts
It's always been a dream of mine to convert a... →
I like that idea of being able to buy a house of God and fill it with R-rated movies.
A task
I’ve decided to take a cellphone picture of every movie I watch at home, and upload it here. I don’t know if I’ll name the films or not, but I will definitely number them.
Today I had to write a five-minuete autobiography. I wrote:
- At an early age I couldn’t decide between joining the circus or becoming a diamond thief.
- At the age of eight I moved to the desert with my parents and I decided to try and get parts in westerns, but was too short for all the roles.
- I eventually signed up for elementary school and paid my rent by selling bubble gum and...
Haha, I like Corey.
I’m sick.
INT. FRUSTRATION - NIGHT
I’ve really started to enjoy the process of writing, but I still wish my ideas would write themselves. School starts in a couple days and I still have two screenplays I want to start, but I know once I step back into school I wont be able to spend as much time working on them. I do have three day weekends now, and this is the first time in a year where I’m not going to school from...
Not beautiful photography, not beautiful pictures, but rather necessary...
– Robert Bresson
No one is going to watch this film.
I stripped as much action as I could from Another Happy Place, and I’ve purposely made the film as tedious as possible, with long run on sermons from Seymour that last up to seven minuets in length. I also tried to take out any obvious narrative devices, or any thing in the plot that would keep an audience member watching for entertainment. The only things left are the characters and...
Monty Python's Life of Brian
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, you don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd (in unison): Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in Crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Shhh!