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my name is ryan glenn and i make million dollar movies. some of them can be seen here.
current films:Tigers
The Maxwell Billington Journey
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In 1995, various residents were interviewed as to the validity of the tiger problem in Freedom Hills, Arizona. Here is what they told us:
“The tigers represent nothing more than an extension of our worst nightmares. They are not concrete, not abstract, but rather a thing, a construct in and of itself.” - Ted Johnson, Age 57, Farmer.
“The tigers are a product of the air. They are not a wave, like sound or light, but rather something that exists, albeit questionably, in the air that is breathed in the aftermath of a great tragedy. They are a smell, like burnt toast when no toast has been cooked, that is inhaled and produces a distinctive psychological effect.” - Mike Faraleigh, Age 41, Mayor of Freedom Hills.
“These beasts are very real, and they are coming. We must protect our families, if it means the extermination of our neighbors.” - T. Harmingdale, 19, impressionable youth.
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Watch the trailer!
Cute Even in the Dark 2009 Calendar
Cats in the dark photographed with a flash. The eyes were then painted with glow in the dark paint.
| Me: | i dont believe in the in the sun |
| Me: | how could it shine on everyone |
| Me: | but never shine on me? |
| Me: | how could there be |
| Me: | such cruelty? |
| Rory: | MORE CURELTY |
| Me: | the only sun i knew |
| Rory: | I DONT BELIEVE IN THE MOON |
| Me: | was the beautiful one that was you |
| Rory: | HOW CAN IT SHINE DOWN ON EVERY RACCOON |
| Me: | that s not it |
| Me: | you're ruining my moment |
| Rory: | BUT NEVER SHINE ON SHEEP |
| Rory: | HOW COULD THERERBE |
| Rory: | SO MANY FUCKING RACCOONS |
| Me: | you dont even know the lyrics to the song |
| Me: | jackass |
| Rory: | thats what the lyrics were supposed to be before stephen merritt pussied out |